Quick Rant: Since October's The Way You Move

Well it seems as though the radio has given me another gem to write about. The more this happens the more I think that I am either getting older or I am desperately needing to hear something that is actually worth a damn come through my car speakers. Don't get me wrong here, I am by no means a music critic and I am sure that if you went through my music collection you would probably question a few of my purchases. But the facts remain that 1.) I don't give a shit and 2.) This is some of the entire reason I started this blog in the first place. I only hope that some of my bitching about certain things either gets a laugh or helps someone to see how absolutely atrocious some of this radio music is.

Go ahead and read these five star lyrics:

You walk in the room
Every eye on you
It's an attraction for every view
For every step you prove
I watch the victims rise up just to fall for you

I'm so caught up in the way you move

I know that I've already been here before
And I know that I promised my self no more
But there something about you girl
Something about
The way you move making me want to believe
Maybe you maybe me we can try it and see
You got me thinking that you're everything perfect for me
Cause there something about you girl
Something about the way you move
That's making me want to believe
Just something about the way you move

Curiosity has got the best of me
I can't ignore that you and your mystery
It's all or nothing now are you my destiny
I prayed forever that's the only possibility

I'm so caught up in the way you move

I know that I've already been here before
And I know that I promised my self no more
But there something about you girl
Something about
The way you move making me want to believe.
Maybe you maybe me we can try it and see
You got me thinking that your everything perfect for me
Cause there something about you girl
Something about the way you move
That's making me want to believe
Just something about the way you move

There something about you

I I will always remember the day
That you came a moving my way
And every piece of me want to run away
But your worth the chance to take
A perfect love that I know can't be wrong
A perfect love is why I sing this song
Together you and me will always beat the odds
Come with me

( soft voice )
I know that I've already been here before

I know that I've already been here before
And I know that I promised my self no more
But there something about you girl
Something about
The way you move making me want to believe.
Maybe you maybe me we can try it and see
You got me thinking that your everything perfect for me
Cause there something about you girl
Something about the way you move
That's making me want to believe
Just something about the way you move

It is my humble opinion that hospitals should use this shit to help induce vomiting for O.D. patients instead of that Ipecac stuff. I sincerely believe that this song was in no way written by the band (this being based on the fact that I have not yet heard any of their other songs). There is in fact a conspiracy here and its called "boy band has-beens". What I mean by this is that hidden somewhere on this earth there are old washed out members of Color Me Badd, 98 Degrees, All 4 One, Menudo, and probably even the the male members of The Jets that are penning this garbage out for these bands. I'll even be willing to bet that that Joey FatOne and the alcoholic guy from the Backstreet Boys (this guy getting paid in nothing but his chosen flavors of Bartles & Jaymes and Boones Farm) are getting in on the action. Now check out the video (below) and listen to the actual song. Remove the band completely, add three or so younger males with frosted tips and Hollister shirts and slow the tempo of the song down a bit and there you have it, the long lost song that was originally written by the guy who resembles Kenny G in Color Me Badd.......

Since October - The Way You Move [Music Video] from Frederico Marques on Vimeo.

The worst part of all of this for me is that this band is signed to a label that I once had great respect for, Tooth & Nail. Do yourself a favor and check out the past alumni of this label, your won't regret it.