Well, i guess I'll kick this off. My brother-in-law contacted me a couple days ago and said we should compile some of the rediculous things we talk about and / or are interested in because a majority of it ends up being quite entertaining. And while it seems slow to get started, maybe the other guys are just waiting for somebody to get it goin.
So, i thought i'd treat you to some of my fantastic haiku stylings. Enjoy!
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My bathroom smells foul.
A phantom scent hangs within.
Oh, my cat pissed here.
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Utah is a state.
Mormons follow mystic plates.
Don't fuck with mormons.
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There's a creepy clown.
He makes balloon animals,
To meet small children.
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I'm in love with her.
With eyes which burn like diamonds.
But she is a goat.
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Grandma called today.
She rambled about some shit.
I think she fell down.
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That's all I got for now. I hope you dig 'em. Next time I'll hit you up with a story or somethin, but this is just to get things started. I'll talk at cha later.
I like your haiku
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my pants are tighter