Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Who doesn't like haiku?!

Well, i guess I'll kick this off. My brother-in-law contacted me a couple days ago and said we should compile some of the rediculous things we talk about and / or are interested in because a majority of it ends up being quite entertaining. And while it seems slow to get started, maybe the other guys are just waiting for somebody to get it goin.

So, i thought i'd treat you to some of my fantastic haiku stylings. Enjoy!


My bathroom smells foul.
A phantom scent hangs within.
Oh, my cat pissed here.


Utah is a state.
Mormons follow mystic plates.
Don't fuck with mormons.


There's a creepy clown.
He makes balloon animals,
To meet small children.


I'm in love with her.
With eyes which burn like diamonds.
But she is a goat.


Grandma called today.
She rambled about some shit.
I think she fell down.


That's all I got for now. I hope you dig 'em. Next time I'll hit you up with a story or somethin, but this is just to get things started. I'll talk at cha later.

1 comment:

  1. I like your haiku

    I feel excitement below

    my pants are tighter